Monday, November 19, 2007

Monday, tuesday, thursday, wednesday

People of the world - here are the rules.

Monday’s arrest of Salvatore Lo Piccolo, who took over the Sicilian mafia from former Mafia kingpin Bernardo Provenzano led to the retrieval of the rules. The FBI has the original now :)

The Ten Commandments are:

1. No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.

2. Never look at the wives of friends.

3. Never be seen with cops.

4. Don’t go to pubs and clubs.

5. Always being available for Cosa Nostra is a duty - even if your wife’s about to give birth.

6. Appointments must absolutely be respected.

7. Wives must be treated with respect.

8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.

9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.

10. People who can’t be part of Cosa Nostra: anyone who has a close relative in the police, anyone with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn’t hold to moral values.


Please pay close attention to rule no:10 No admittance for those who 'doesn't hold to moral values'. Ha that's cute.
And chk out rule no. 7, I love'em folks.
Even though No.5, seems to over ride it. mmm...

2 Comments:

At 7:40 PM, Blogger Chandru said...

ha ha ha love the Marlon Brando impersonation by Tom Hanks in You got mail as a heading. These rules are awesome lol I guess thatz why they call it organized crime :)

 
At 9:26 AM, Blogger Preethi said...

Actually the heading is the original Marlon Brando stuff!! Yep. It's all business my dear. Olive oil yeah.

 

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